Een verzameling van de leukste en bemoedigende teksten van kerken. Vaak met een ernstige waarheid 🙂
- Don’t give up! Moses was once a basket case!
- “Try Jesus” If you don’t like Him, the devil will take you back
- If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again
- Free coffee, everlasting life. Yes, membership has it’s privileges
- Be as good a person as your pet believes you are
- God is perfect … only man makes mistakes
- Santa Claus never died for anyone
- Let’s meet at my house, sunday before the game – God
- Get off of facebook and into my book — God
- Prayer: wireless access to God with no roaming fee
- Forgive your enemies – it messes with their heads
- You’re on Heaven’s most wanted list
- God answers knee mail
- Don’t be so open minded your brains fall out
- Can’t sleep? Counting sheep? Talk to the Shepherd!
- You may party in hell, but you will be the barbeque!
- Choose the bread of life or you are toast
- Keep using mu name in vain and I’ll make rush hour longer – God
- Tomorrow’s forecast: God reigns and the Son shines
- To be almost saved is to be totally lost
- If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it
- Life stinks. We have a pew for you
- There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google
- Wallmart isn’t the only saving place in town
- Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet Him
- Why pay for GPS? Jesus gives direction for free
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